"Turtles all the way down" is a unique bar located on Malcolm X Blvd in Brooklyn that captures the essence of community and fun. The vibrant ambiance is reflected in the diverse offerings from high-quality drinks to an exciting array of appetizers. What stands out the most are their hot dogs, available with the option to enhance the flavor with a shot of underberg, and their delicious tamales, whether you're in the mood for cheese or pork. Guests rave about the engaging environment, featuring a shuffleboard table and an inviting outdoor patio, creating a perfect spot for gatherings. Reviews highlight the friendly and attentive staff, exemplified by bartender Riff, who adds a welcoming touch to the atmosphere. The bar’s entertaining elements, such as lively turtle races and an impressive turtle tank, create a unique experience that keeps patrons coming back. Though some feedback suggests a concern for the turtles regarding the bar's loud music, most customers enjoy the relaxed vibe and the opportunity to unwind. From stellar taco nights to affordable drinks (like the 24oz draft for just $4), "Turtles all the way down" is not just a bar; it’s a cherished community hangout that promises great memories and even better company.
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Accessibility
Has wheelchair-accessible entrance
Has wheelchair-accessible seating
Has wheelchair-accessible toilet
No wheelchair-accessible car park
Service options
Has outdoor seating
Offers delivery
Offers takeaway
Highlights
Has bar games
Has fast service
Has great beer selection
Serves great cocktails
Offerings
Serves alcohol
Serves beer
Serves cocktails
Has dancing
Serves food at bar
Serves happy-hour drinks
Serves spirits
Serves wine
Dining options
Outside food allowed
Has seating
Amenities
Has gender-neutral toilets
Has toilet
Has Wi-Fi
Free Wi-Fi
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Good for groups
LGBTQ+ friendly
Transgender safe space
Planning
Doesn't accept reservations
Payments
Accepts credit cards
Accepts debit cards
Accepts NFC mobile payments
Parking
Free of charge street parking
Pets
Dogs allowed
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Reviews For Turtles all the way down
Jason Boyd (Linktreats)
Jun 3,2025
One of my favorite bars in Brooklyn! They have a wonderful shuffleboard table, ATM, water cooler for easy water access, and lots of great seating around the bar. Lots of views, a fish tank at the bar, great music playing, outside patio and an awesome turtle tank with two very active turtles. Really a treat to visit! They have a great selection from high quality drinks to wonderful deals such as 4 bucks for a 24oz draft Budweiser. 7 dollar boilermakers! It's really a wonderful place! I mean they have turtle races how can you resist!!?!?! Riff was my bartender super welcoming and a breath of fresh air to talk to!
M. Beren Reeder
Jun 2,2025
The doorman was friendly and kept my knife for me while I was there. Staff was busy as hell but still friendly and attentive. Vibe was pretty chill. My wife stayed longer than I did and lost her CC's and ID but that's not the bar's fault. Will say I felt kind of bad for the turtles because the loud music would stress them out a bit.
Matt Meoni
May 17,2025
Amazing place. Great vibes. Got a backyard. Just an awesome hang for like any situation
Shaquana L
May 8,2025
Spot is a vibe, although I just so happen to walk in for a tour, the spot was a vibe. I wasnt able to enjoy a drink because I was at my limit but I will be returning!! To be continued.
Pink Foster
Apr 21,2025
Tuesday night chef the best tacos and burgers ever with vegan options
s léonard
Apr 12,2025
Haven’t been back in years and that white guy with the glasses, the beard, and the hat is still working there. He’s always so professional and kind even when the bar is packed to the gills. I’m really reviewing for him, it’s nice to see a familiar face, and to see that the bastards haven’t ground him down yet. Also drinks are still cheap and the vibe still sleazy They didn’t have security guards back in my day, just a bouncer, but it’s for the best now, there used to be quite a few creeps (just part of the experience imo) and I got none of that energy this time. I liked that the turtle tank was by the bathroom line, made being in the way of the flow of traffic more tolerable. This is a proper dive, be warned or be psyched.
Christopher Nötzel
Mar 25,2025
This is a fun spot! Divey but not in a pretentious way, good beer selection, shuffle board table, and there are turtles! Cute outdoor patio as well. Every first Sunday of the month they apparently have turtle races? Will need to come back to confirm.
Maria C
Mar 2,2025
Pretty chill dive bar. Came after work (nite shift) and it was pretty calm. Turtles were cute too, unsure if this is related to the John Green book but I thought the bar name was cute
Reviews For Turtles all the way down